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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 20:13

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

When do you start "growing old"?

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

How can I move on from my ex?

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.